CPDF shorts 03

*MEEP*
-In Dirsh, Tameron, Bakore and Flaron sat on an abandoned a bus seat (after Requiem's nine)- 
Flaron (having dislodged the mouth plate on her face mask): "*Groan* How did they managed to find us here?"
Tameron (removing mouth piece): "So Flare, you ok?" 
Flaron: "Yeah, I am."
Tameron (Turning to Bakore) "You?"
Bakore: (mumbles) "Lousy beetle son of a gun!"
Flaron: "And there's that beetle guy! Where did he come from!? Were there always monsters like him running around? AUGGH!"
Tameron: "Flare FLARE! Calm down! Look as long as we get that breastplate, everything's going to be fine."
Bakore: "I want to punch somebody!"
Tameron: (Turns to look at the humonculus): "Bakore?"
Bakore (removes mouthpiece): "I JUST REALLY WANT TO PUNCH SOMEONE YOU KNOW! I was this CLOSE to getting rid of those (censored)s when miss polestaff over had to stop me before I can kill them!"
Flaron: "*sigh* I can fry your butt with my staff, you know that, right?"
Bakore: "OH PLEASE! All you can do is hit people with your staff really really hard!"
Tameron: "Uh guys?"
Flaron: "At least I can do my job with my polestaff! All you do is BIG ATTACK, MAXIMUM 
DAMAGE (jazz hands) BURN, BURN, BURN!"
Tameron: "Guys!"
Bakore: (Sits up) "YOU GOT SOMETHING! TO SAY GOLDY!?" 
Tameron: "GUYS!"
(Flaron and Bakore turns to him)
Tameron: "Look, I know things are really bad now but Verdtrus and Chromedome need us. (Places a hand on their shoulders and pulls them to himself) Let's put our petty differences aside and come up a solution, alright?" 
Flaron: "*sigh* fine."
(some dealer approaches the three, causing them to look at him.) 
Shady dealer,  "Heyyyyy, do you kids want some Spice?"
Bakore: {CAN I KILL HIM?} 
Flaron: {NO.}

*MEEP*
-Interrogation room late after noon After part NULL and before the events of Requiems nine-
Beowulf: "Wait, so there's an earth nearby?"
Chipp "Yeah, but it's not like your earth.."
Beo: "Yeah, well of course it's not like my planet! Why would it be?" 
Chipp: "No I mean, it's not really nothing like your planet. Ever heard of the Black star armada?"
-THREE years ago...-  (We see a bugger load of ships heading straight for Earth.)
Back Star Commander (BSC for short): "Finally after half decade of space travel, We have finally arrived! Now it's time to conquer the earth!" 
Subordinate: "Sir, there's something on the radar!"
BSC, (Looks on the Subordinate's screen): "Collins what is that?"
Subordinate 2 (Collins): "Looks like a fleet of giant robots sir!"
BSC: "Giant- robots?"
-Back in the interrogation room-
Chipp: "Since the 1970s, the Earth had experienced several invasions over the years."
Beo (stares at the two agents): "Your joking right?"

*MEEP*
-Meanwhile in a parallel universe where Eithine had a minor in psychology-

Verdtrus (reclining on a couch): “Each Time I go out there I feel like I do my best but they don’t.”

Eithine: “Let me ask you a very fair question, what do you successfully?”

Verdtrus: O_O

Eithine: “Quickly!”

-Later outside her office-

(Verdtrus walks out of the room where he sees most of the crew of the Grendel lined up)

Verdtrus: "What are you here for?"

Bakore: "Trauma"

Tarrot: "personal stuff"

Kaiser: "My dad"

Binn: "Advice on tax evasion."


*MEEP*

-meanwhile in a parallel universe where Voidmond (censored) up-

Kaiser (standing in front of now open menacing portal): "HOW YOU LIKE THAT AGENTS!?! WE WIN!"

Voidmond (to the knighs and agents as he stares at the sight in disbelief): "WHAT HAVE I DONE!? I told Kaiser to do this, I didn't think- I THOUGHT HE FORGOT! I thought he just made it into a joke in his chat but he did it. THE (censored) ACTUALLY DID IT!”

(Portal pulsates)

(MEANING MUSIC as a figure appears)

(the figure steps out revealing a small bipedal bean)

Beano: "Beano!"

everyone: O_O

Q: "(You know, after all that build up, I am surprised this is what came out of the portal first.)"


TO BE CONTINUED...

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