CPDF shorts 02 (Yes these are cannon)

(*MEEP*= transitions) (Ready set GO! )

*MEEP*
-WAAAAAAAYYYY before part NULL (2 years ago to be exact)-

Chipp: "What the (censored) is this!? This is not the equipment we ordered!" 

Delivery guy: "Look man, I'm sorry but the  insisted we bring this to you immediately."

Chipp (lifting the taxidermy of a dodo): "But this is a dead bird! What are we doing to do with this!?"

Delivery guy: "Sorry man, I'm just the delivery guy, I don't decide these things. I'm sure it would come sometime tomorrow." 

Chipp: "TOMORROW!?"

-LATER in the Breakroom-

Chase (coming in): "Hey Chipp, I- What the (censored) is that!?"

(Sitting on the shelf was the dodo. Chipp was sitting at the desk with a cup of coffee with a pad out.)

Chipp (sarcastically): "Our mascot."

*MEEP*

-Takes place a year before Part NULL-

Tameron: "Target located! Ready the missile!" 

Flip: "missile armed and ready!" 

Tameron: "counting down: 3, 2, 1! Fi-!" 

Chromdraco (approaching the two): "Flip, Tameron! What are you two doing!?" 

(Lowering toy gun) Flip: "training?" 

Chromdraco (cocking an eye): "Training?"

Tameron: "Y-yeah! Just going over- er scenarios? " 

Chromdraco (Eyes narrowing,) "Where's Flaron and Rubban**" 

(A hand is raised behind a pile of crates.)

Flaron (raises hand): "Over here!"

Bakore (from behind the crates): "Dang it woman! Don't give us away!"

 **Bakore

*MEEP*

-Three weeks before Part NULL- 

Q: "(Come on!)"

(In the C.P.D.F. Sub HQ Breakroom Q was trying to get coffee maker to work. Once again Q pushes the button repeatably as he grew more annoyed)

Q: "(Shoot)!"

Scott (approaching the two): "Hey Sancho! Problems?"

Q :"(The stupid coffee maker is not working!)"

Scott (moving around to check the plug): "Is it hooked it?"

Q: "(YEEESSSS! I turned it off and on again!)"

(Scott opens the coffee maker's lid and pulls out the filter.)

Q: "(HEY!)"

Scott: "Huh, the filter looks alright. Did you use tap water?"

Q: "(YES! I did!)"

(Matt walks in and opens the fridge.) 

Scott: "Well you must have done something..."

Q: "(ME!? I followed the instructions exactly!)"

Matt: "HEY pipe down! There's people who want to enjoy breakfast!" 

Scott: "Sorry Matt, Q did something to the coffee maker."

Q: "(I didn't do anything!)"

Mark (leaning to see the coffee maker): "What the old one near the dodo? I wouldn't worry about it. Pat said it broke down last night so he's getting a new one after lunch today." 

Scott: "Huh, well, Q at least it's not your fault."

Q: "(Oh shut up floppy ears!)"

*MEEP*